Joke jokes
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I am the joke.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.