Joke jokes
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.