Joke jokes
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!