Joke jokes
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.