Joke jokes
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.