Joke jokes
I am the joke.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
These jokes are all crap.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.