Joke jokes
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!