Joke jokes
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.