Joke jokes
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.