Joke jokes
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!