Joke jokes
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.