What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Joke Jokes
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
