Joke jokes
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When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.