Joke jokes
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!