Joke jokes
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!