Joke jokes
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.