Joke jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...