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Joke Jokes
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
