Joke jokes
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.