Joke jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.