What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Joke Jokes
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
