Joke jokes
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.