Joke jokes
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.