Joke jokes
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!