Joke jokes
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.