Joke jokes
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.