Joke jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.