Joke jokes
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."