Joke jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!