Joke jokes
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.