What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Joke Jokes
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
