Joke jokes
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
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Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.