Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.