Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Joke Jokes
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
