Joke jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.