Joke jokes
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?