Joke

Joke jokes

Hooker

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

Orphan

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Cat

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

Cell phone

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Library

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

Surface

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

T-shirt

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

People

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Orphan

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Duck

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Orphan

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

Freedom

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

Dad

What did the dad say to the kid?

Nothing, he went to get the milk.

Cancer

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad did not beat cancer.