Joke jokes
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...