Joke jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
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A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)