Joke jokes
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?