Joke jokes
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.