Joke jokes
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.