Joke jokes
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.