Joke jokes
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...