Joke jokes
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Not funny, guys!
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.