Joke jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Not funny, guys!
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8