Joke jokes
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just canβt seem to find one.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Whatβs the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why canβt Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because itβs a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's Stephen Hawkingβs favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch lineπππππππππ