Joke jokes
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Not funny, guys!
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
My life, ha ha funny!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!