Joke jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Not funny, guys!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.