My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Yo' mama is a joke.
