Joke jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.