Joke jokes
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!