I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Joke Jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
