Joke jokes
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"