Joke jokes
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!