Joke jokes
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"