Joke jokes
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!