Joke jokes
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
It's not a joke.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"