Joke jokes

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Lessi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

I rate it 9/11.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.