Joke jokes
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...