Joke jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I love fard 😋
Who even needs white jokes?
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.