Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Joke Jokes
I love fard đ
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why shouldnât you write with a broken pen?
Because itâs pointless.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what whatâs the name for the address for sure whatâs what I name it says I name it lol I donât o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay Iâll be at my place.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
