Joke jokes
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.