Joke

Joke jokes

Life Support

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Egg

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Mexican

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Pen

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

Because it’s pointless.

Mango

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Forehead

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Ten

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Name

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Orphan

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Health

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Orphan

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

Hairline

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Kidnapping

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.