Joke jokes
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.