Joke jokes
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.