Joke jokes
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.