Joke jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
I have a fat ass.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
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What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Lol, I have no life :)
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.