Joke jokes
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I have a fat ass.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Lol, I have no life :)
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.