What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Joke Jokes
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
