Joke jokes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"