Joke jokes
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
It's not a joke.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."