Joke jokes
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Very funny battery joke.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
This is a joke in itself.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
You are a joke.
More jokes.
A joke.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Your head looks like a joke.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.