Joke jokes
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.