Joke jokes
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
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Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.