Joke jokes
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.