Joke jokes

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?

A. A homesick abortion.

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

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Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

Lol, I have no life :)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

I have a fat ass.

What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?

They never get old.

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.