Joke jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los