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Joke Jokes
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Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Lol, I have no life :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I have a fat ass.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
An autistic man walks into a bra.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
