Joke

Joke jokes

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Gummy bear

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

Owl

Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

Teacher: Who?

Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

Orphan

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Orphan

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Grandpa

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

Dairy

You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.

How dairy!

Door

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

Guy

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Cow

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

Orphan

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Fly

Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?

A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"

Orphan

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

Orange

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!