Joke jokes
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.