Joke jokes

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?

He was roasted.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?

Because they are breaking the whole entire news.

What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?

Juan on Juan.

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.