Joke jokes
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.