Joke jokes
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.