Joke jokes
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.