How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Joke Jokes
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Hey daddy *winky face*
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
