Joke jokes
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. π€£
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didnβt the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! π
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger π€
Then it hit me π€§π