Joke jokes
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Big penis.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."