Joke jokes
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.