Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Joke Jokes
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Whatβs the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But thereβs no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. π€£
