Joke jokes
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Big penis.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.