Joke jokes
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.