Joke jokes
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)