Joke jokes
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Big penis.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.