Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.