Joke jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
789.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
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