Joke jokes
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.