What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
