Joke jokes
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
789.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!