Joke jokes
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
789.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.