Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

Bro

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

People

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Car

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

Tree

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Bomb

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

Friend

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Prison

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his parents.

Oasis, am I right?

Orphan

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?