Joke jokes
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.