Joke jokes
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!