Joke jokes
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.