Joke jokes
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?