Joke jokes
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.