Joke jokes
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."