Joke jokes
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.