Joke jokes
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂