Joke jokes
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What did the mouse đ say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! đ§đ
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why canât orphans play baseball? Because they canât find the first base they came from.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasnât that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Whatâs the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherlandâs wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatâs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolđđ¤Łđ
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasnât invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.