Joke jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.