Joke jokes
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.