Joke jokes
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
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What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?