Joke jokes
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."