Joke jokes
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.