Joke jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Funny.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"