Joke jokes
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
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