Joke jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
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What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"