Joke jokes
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.