Joke jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.