Joke jokes
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?