Joke jokes
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
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What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.