Joke jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
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If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.