Joke jokes
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.