Joke jokes
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...