Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Joke Jokes
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
