Joke jokes
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.