Joke jokes
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My sad ass life.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."