Joke jokes
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.