Joke jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.