Joke jokes
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.