Joke jokes
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Let's have toast in the bath.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣