Joke jokes
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What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.