What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Joke Jokes
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
