Joke

Joke jokes

Friend

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Testicle

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

Refrigerator

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Sex

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Girl

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Orphan

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Nun

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

Shirt

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Orphan

Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

People

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Guy

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Knock knock

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!