Joke jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.