Joke

Joke jokes

Booty

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

Name

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Uranus

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Cereal

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

Wank

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

Bee

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

Fence

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Flour

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

Graduate

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Hipster

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Side

Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?

Because it's on the burning side.

Orphan

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Nudist

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.

Hair

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.