Joke jokes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!