Joke jokes
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.