Joke jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.