Joke jokes
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.