Joke jokes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I don't know, I don't have one.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.