Joke jokes

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

No one ever forgets it! <3

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.