Joke jokes
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.