Joke jokes
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.