Joke jokes
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
My sad ass life.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Let's have toast in the bath.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!