Joke jokes
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.