Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Joke Jokes
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
