Joke jokes
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?