Joke

Joke jokes

Tree

Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.

Emo

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Mosquito

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Door

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Creep

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Oreo

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Horse

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Face

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Nut

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.