Joke jokes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"