Joke jokes
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!