Joke jokes
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D