Joke jokes
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.