Joke jokes
What did the creep do when the woman said, âMake yourself at home?â
He hid in her attic.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesnât matter what you call it; it wonât come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.