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Joke jokes

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Burger

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Milk

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Depression

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

Bunny

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Imposter

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Anesthesia

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

People

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Orphan

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Tree

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

Mob

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Dick

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

Santa

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Orphan

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.