Joke jokes

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Ashten Parkes

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?

Mentos.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.