A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Joke Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
