Joke jokes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!