Joke jokes
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.