Joke jokes
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.