Joke jokes
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What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
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Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."