Joke jokes
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!