Joke jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.