Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Joke Jokes
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I don't know, I don't have one.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
