Joke jokes
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦