Joke jokes
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes