Joke jokes
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.