Joke jokes
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
These aren't funny.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!