Joke jokes
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;