When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
