Joke jokes
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.