Joke jokes
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!