Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.