Joke jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
These aren't funny.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.