This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Joke Jokes
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
