Joke jokes
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.