Joke jokes

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."

Are you getting the funnies?

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No Body Knows.

No body nose.

"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

A cheetah and a lion are racing.

The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!