Joke

Joke jokes

Guy

    • Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

    Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

    Wait, what Billy?

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    • Ocean

    • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

    Did you SEA what I did there?

    GUY: Yes

    Are you SHORE?

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    • Nun

    • Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."

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    • Peter Pan

    • Why is Peter Pan always flying?

    Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)

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    • Blonde

    • What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

    One stops sucking when you smack it.

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    • Susie

    • Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.

    Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...

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    • Orphan

    • If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

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