Joke jokes
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.