Joke jokes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.