Joke jokes
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)