Joke jokes
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.