Joke jokes
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.