Joke jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
Why is he ourple?
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!