Joke jokes
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What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.