Joke jokes
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.