Joke jokes
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"