Joke jokes
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.