Joke jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
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Read the previous line.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"