Joke jokes
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."