How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Joke Jokes
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
