Joke jokes
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I am dark humor.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.