Joke jokes
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I am dark humor.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."