Joke jokes
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!