Joke jokes

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?

"My bum hurts!"

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.