Joke jokes
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!