Joke jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.