Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Joke Jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
