Joke jokes
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.