Joke jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.