Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
You might think these jokes are plane.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."