Joke jokes
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."