Joke jokes
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
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