Joke

Joke jokes

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Orphan

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Husband

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

Baby

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

Covid

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Orphan

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Fraud

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

Door

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Bat

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.