Joke jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
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I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Did you?
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.