Joke jokes
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.