What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Joke Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
