Joke jokes
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.