Joke jokes
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.