Joke jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.