Joke

Joke jokes

Hairline

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Train

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Animal

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Smart ass

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Content

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Jar

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.