Joke jokes
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
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@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!