Joke jokes
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
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@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.