Joke jokes
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
I love jokes!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Your face.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Ur dad is mad.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Your mom is a joke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You