Joke jokes
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Ur dad is mad.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."