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Joke Jokes
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!