Joke jokes

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Stop the orphan jokes!

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Your face.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

What’s black and rings the doorbell?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Ur dad is mad.

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!