Joke jokes
Joke: Me.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
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@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.