Joke jokes
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
My life.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.