Joke

Joke jokes

Helen Keller

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Cat

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Food

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Lamb

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

Nun

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

Hand

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Kid

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Guy

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Irony

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!