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Joke Jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
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