Joke jokes
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.