Joke jokes

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

What's brown and sticky?

An orphan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

I did not.

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

Hi, I'm Yeff.

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

Hahahahahahah I'm dying.

So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.