Joke jokes
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.