Joke

Joke jokes

Makeup

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

House

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.

Name

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Orphan

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Bullshit

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Orange

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Tower

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Name

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.