Joke

Joke jokes

Baby

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

Mushroom

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"

Depression

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

Makeup

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

House

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.

Rickroll

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Movie

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Name

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

Birthday

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

Animal

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Pizza

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.