Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."