Joke jokes
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
My life.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.