This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who donβt talk about the following, go die!
Joke Jokes
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Stop the orphan jokes!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Stop, orphan joke!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Iβm a short joke.
Iβm only five feet tall π
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
I would tell a joke, but Iβm sad my dad died in 9/11. Heβs the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didnβt actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πππππππππ
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.