Joke jokes
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
I did not.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!