Joke Jokes

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

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This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...