Joke jokes
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
I did not.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!