Joke jokes
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
I did not.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.