Joke jokes

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?

To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"