Joke jokes
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!