Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!