Joke

Joke jokes

Sh

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Video

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Orphan

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

Kid

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Punchline

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

People

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?