Joke jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Wanna hear a joke? Tin.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.