"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Joke Jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
