Joke jokes
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"