Joke jokes
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?