Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Joke Jokes
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
