Joke jokes
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.