Joke jokes
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.