Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Sign

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

Sis

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

Golfer

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

Orphan

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

Penis

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

TikTok

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

Horse

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Nuke

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Parkinson

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.