Joke jokes
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
I love my family when they're buried alive.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.