Joke jokes
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌