Joke jokes
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"