Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Joke Jokes
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
