Joke jokes

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?

A: Because it gives her more work!

I love my family when they're buried alive.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Old lady.

Old lady who?

I did not know you could yodel!

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Orphan joke protest idea.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.