Joke jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Orphan joke protest idea.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.