Joke jokes
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Orphan joke protest idea.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.