Joke jokes
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a person?
A person.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.