This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Joke Jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
