Joke jokes
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*