Joke jokes
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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ALAKBAR
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.