Joke jokes
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.