Joke jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.