Joke

Joke Jokes

Tooth

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Funeral

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Foot

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

Orphan

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Dumbass

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Baby

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Orphan

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Time

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Orphan

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

Wife

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

Baby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.