Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.