Joke jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Non-binary is a joke.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
America and UK are a joke.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Banana joke?
What the hell dam, hell dam?
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠