Joke jokes

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

No joke.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Jokes for the family to enjoy.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Your Nan.

WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

To eat chicken!

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.