Joke jokes
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
You're really...
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
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Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.