Joke jokes
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
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How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
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