Joke

Joke jokes

Stairway

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Girlfriend

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

Puppy

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

Dentist

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

Man

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

Girlfriend

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

People

People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.

Autism

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

Eye

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

Abortion

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Grandfather

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.