Joke

Joke jokes

Abortion

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Grandfather

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Orphan

Orphans don't have parents!!1! ahahahaha ahahaha plz like and subscribe and hit that bell icon #logang #imagamerpersonwedontfuckwiththegenderbinary #wedontfuckingeneral #nofilter #rememberifyousubscribethenisubscribeback

Syndrome

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Cupcake

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Fence

What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Stranger

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Boy

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Baby

What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.