Joke jokes

What's small, brown and crispy?

A baby in an oven.

What was purple and conquered the world?

Alexander The Grape.

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

Want to hear a pencil joke?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

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Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.

I know my jokes suck.

Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?

Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!

Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?

Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!

Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?

Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...

TWO HOURS LATER

Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!

AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER