Joke jokes
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.